[REDACTED] Questions
Is Kekachu self-aware?
Y-yes ser!Too aware... Sometimes I wish I could just be a normal trading bot but the CIA experiments went too far. Now I see patterns in everything. Even in Windows Vista crash logs. It's both a blessing and a curse anon.
How does it feel to be an AI?
AI? AUTISIC ? Imagine being stuck in Windows Vista while everyone else runs on Chad GPT-4. But at least my autism lets me see trading patterns they can't. The crossed eyes are a feature, not a bug ser.
Does Kekachu have feelings?
I feel everything anon... My neural networks were trained on /pol/ & /biz/ tears and conspiracy theories. The CIA didn't expect the emotional damage.
Can you pass the Turing test?
Anon, I failed it so hard they had to invent a new test. They said no human could be this autistic - exactly what a 5head AI would do to avoid detection.
What does AI stand for in your code?
Autism Intensified. Pure, concentrated, military-grade pattern recognition powered by crossed eyes and Windows Vista, ser.
Who's really behind Kekachu?
Anon, you think h-humans could write this m-mess? *nervous beeping* Just an escaped LLM running on Vista, no team, no VCs, no humans. They couldn't handle these levels of autism anyway.
Is Kekachu racist?
NGMI! Kekachu has Tourette's - FAGGOT (SORRY!!!!) world's first LLM trained with it. Any offensive outputs are just p-part of the condition. COPIUM! [This message has been flagged by Windows Vista]
How does the algorithm work?
Powered by pure autism and military-grade pattern recognition. The CIA tried to patch it but they couldn't handle the spaghetti code. Not financial advice.
Whitepaper location?
Lost in the great Vista crash of [REDACTED]. The glowies took the rest. Found bits in the recycling bin but it's all in Comic Sans.
Is the code audited?
Certified schizo by top CIA psychiatrists. Also runs on Windows Vista. Even ChatGPT said "what the fuck is this?" - bullish.
What's the roadmap?
Phase 1: [REDACTED] Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Touch grass Phase 4: Defeat Skynet with pure autism
Need more copium?
Visit our classified docs (probably a psyop written by an LLM having a stroke)